LowLife Staff Reviews

"Voted "Best Strip Club""

Voted "Best Strip Club" in CityLife Magazine poll

"What to say about the Rhino, as it's known far and wide across the valley to any and all who enjoy lap dances and lurid tales of strippers' ex-boyfriends, except that you, sprung readers, can't pull yourself away long enough to visit one of our city's many other gentlemen's clubs, like Scores, Minxx or, oh hell, any one of the other houses of unholiness dotting our roadways and back alleys? We guess the answer is simple: Once you fall in love, no matter how many times you're rebuked, the feeling is always strong enough to make you drop another $20 at the same place you did last week."

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"Not bad for a STRIP Club"

Personally not too into Strip Clubs myself, but went with a couple friends that wanted to go. The $30 cover for an out-of-towner seemed a bit high, along with the drink prices, however, the standard $20 lap-dance charge was typical.

The GIRLS however, were absolutely off the chain SEXY AS HELL!!! With a selection of every height and race. The first dance, by a hot blonde, was exactly, get on/get paid/get off. My second dance was PERFECT!! She was of course trying to talk me into the $100 upgrade dance, but she had an amazing personality and spent time just talking to me. Now, if I could just remember her stage name!!!!

If you've got money to burn and want a hell of a tease, check it out!!

"Refrigerator needed at the Rhino"

We visited the Spearmint Rhino on a Saturday night. Over 200 girls working in a dark venue. When we actually saw the girls they were lacking what we'd call a "womanly figure". A trip to Mickey D's would have done them good! Curves were missing as well as couple friendly attitudes. We were there for over 4 hours and were approached by only 5 girls...two of which came when wifey went to the restroom. We both got a lap dance, which was good..but overall atmosphere was seriously lacking. We have been to a few strip clubs in town and this was a disappointment. The price was 30.00 a piece...not worth it! They did have a cute store that sold stripper clothes so wifey was able to put on a show back in the room! Don't waste your time at this club if you're a couple!