"Savanna&Biff"
08/16/07 -see other reviews-
Attitude - 4 Eye Candy - 4 Price - 3
"Ya its a kewl hangout, but the FOOD IS AWESOME, too!"
The review that precedes this one is right on the mark, but it doesn't tell the whole story. There are indeed a thousand stories in the NAKED CITY and this is another one.
The avocado egg rolls are unbelievably tasty. The Seared Ahi Salad is as tasty a tuna we have ever had in our mouth short of some sexual encounters. The Meat Loaf must have some kinda Hawaiian dirt in it cause you would swear you are eating meat loaf in Hilo.
Its dark in there, just dark enough that you can see the food, but folks can't really see you feeling up your date in the booth. And yes, Biff feels up Savanna there on a regular basis because every visit with Savanna to the Kona Grill is a HOT DATE.
The eye candy is out in front where the patio is cooled by fans and misters, and the bar is open to the street. Savanna said its the only place where she really notices guys staring at her.... (they are probably thinking: "What the hell does that tall guy got to be able to be married to her? Either a big weenie or rich or both...") Duh
It has Valet parking. For $25 they will park your C6 in the front row next to the red Lambo or Ferrari. Ya, its like the valet parking at the Palms....cool cars in the front row!
We have never had a problem getting in. Never had to wait. Never had a bad dining experience. Food is always awesome, and the wait staff are all M&M's roadies.
We almost live at this place when we are in town.
KONA GRILL IS RICO SUAVE
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