LowLife Staff Reviews

"Voted Best Gentleman's Club"

Voted "Best Gentleman's Club" by Las Vegas Review-Journal Reader's Poll '07 (staff selection)

"It's the greatest cocktail in the known universe, an 8-foot martini glass with a topless hottie swimming in it. It stands near the entrance of Seamless, a mammoth adult entertainment club with three bars and enough dancers to form an Army brigade of seminude chicks in high heels. And at 4 a.m., the club seamlessly -- get it? -- turns into an after-hours spot, meaning it never closes, not that we'd ever want it to."

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"Fun time"

We got there at 1am and left at 7am. My girlfriend had a blast smacking the girls backsides. The crowd was friendly and the majority of the girls were hot. Spent some money, but would do it again. We did see some other couples getting freaky with some of the single guys. Fun time.

"What a disapointment!"

We frequent Vegas quite often, honestly we do not come to Vegas to gamble, or even to see the various shows. The night life and gentlemen's clubs is what it is all about for us. Normally we don't let the little things bother us, but WTF! What a waste of 4 hours of our life that we will never get back! Way over priced, under serviced and rude. Their so called bottle service, what a joke! 400.00 for a bottle of Grey Goose vodka just so you can have the privelege of having somewhere to sit. And it's not just Seamless. Apparently this is the new trend in Vegas, WTF! And we think the price gouging from the oil companies is bad, hell they don't have shit on Vegas. Hey Vegas, way to make us excited to jump on a fucking plane and fly back for another round of "hey lets bend them over and take them dry!"

Any how, back to Seamless. The girls are far from being considered eye candy. Now granted there are a few cute ones but good luck getting a lap dance from one of them due to the limited supply. As far as the suits running around acting as though they actually have a significant purpose in life, well they can all eat ass. Needless to say we will never waste another red cent in this establishment. And the likelyness of us returning to Vegas any time soon is extreamly remote. Thanks Seamless for showing us the new and improved adult freindly Vegas!