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American LowLife  is an "everything Las Vegas" website for the type of person who adheres to the "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" (except when it doesn't) motto. We see things from a deviant, hedonistic point-of-view and are closely aligned with the "lifestyle" community (i.e. uninhibited, sexually adventurous couples (mostly), singles and groups, very few animals and absolutely no kiddies even if they have a note from their legal guardian.).

AmericanLowLife.com is a free, ad-supported site. It lists pretty much everything to do in town (see Las Vegas Events) and has extensive listings of lots and lots of of entertainment venues including pictures and user reviews (left hand side of this page).

If you are looking to connect with others in the lifestyle while in Vegas--or anywhere, really--click here. For all of those kind of lifestyle parties, scroll down to the lower right hand side of this page for a complete listing of "if it ain't got that swing, it don't mean a thing" parties.

For news and views from a LowLife perspective become a "Know It A.L.L." by reading the ever-changing information below. We don't always get it right, we don't always get it on time but we get it and so will you and that's what matters. It's time to unleash the inner LowLife that's in all of us: Welcome to American LowLife!

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Wine Angels Costume Change

The Wine Angels new costume as it looks worn by models on a runway

Back in the days when we had a really nice and cushy expense account and would use it frequently entertaining clients, we'd occasionally take them over to Mandalay Bay and stop into Aureole's for a rather expensive bite to eat. Other than the name--which would often get jokingly confused with areolas--we didn't find it a particularly exciting place...except for a couple of key things that made the restaurant return-worthy.

The food itself was good and we never had any client complaints there but it never seemed quite special enough to justify the cost. The wine rack was pretty cool, though, as it was over 40-feet tall and contained 10,000 bottles of red delight and one had to walk past and around it to go from the upper level entrance to the lower dining level. The observant clients would ask How do they reach those bottles up there? while the others would just gaze at it for a moment or two. If they asked we'd just say Oh, you'll see soon enough.

Aureole's was a pleasant experience which took a turn for the better when one of the "wine angles" would suddenly zip through the air and fly to the top of the wine rack. Since we generally sat with our back to the rack we had a bit of fun watching our guests suddenly get wide-eyed and emit a surprised Whoa! when one of the black jumpsuit-clad angels launched.

I do believe the angels caused us to order more wine than we might otherwise--although that's hard to say since we do love our expense account wine--as we wanted to see them put on a show for our out-of-town friends. They were generally delighted that our selection had caused the girl--always a shapely young lass--to have to fly to the top of the rack to look for our bottle. Or, at least, so it appeared.

In talking with an angle we soon discovered that going to the top of the rack is part of the show. While it may look like they aren't quite sure where the wine bottle is that's also part of the performance. Even if the bottle is located a few feet off the ground they are obligated to stretch the search out a bit and spend more airtime than is absolutely necessary. They know exactly where the wine bottle is, they just want to delight the crowd. (See below the jump for a video on the wine angels)

One thing this LowLife always thought would be even more delightful would be for the girls to wear something a bit more exciting. The black jump suits look like something out of a spy movie (the inspiration for the rope and harness trick came from the first Mission Impossible movie) but didn't stand out all that much, especially with the dark bottles in the background. We wanted to see...more. Hey, this is Las Vegas, after all.

Perhaps owner/chef Charlie Palmer heard from enough LowLifes and decided to take our advice. Whatever the inspiration was, the wine angels now have a new, sexier uniform. According to VegasInc:
After 14 years of wearing sleek, black jumpsuits to retrieve wine bottles on zip lines from the restaurant’s 44-foot wine tower, two wine server’s now have flashy red, orange and black outfits.

Charlie Palmer gave two local designers — Bunker Hill Bradley and Reyna Herrera — the opportunity to pitch a new costume designer. In the end, it was Bunker Hill Bradley, a designer with Las Vegas-based Cobra Culture Fashion, who won Palmer’s approval.

And to help them stand out (according to this article), Bradley added 100 light-emitting diode lights to each outfit. Now that's Vegas, baby!


Gina Ruggieri, left, and Soraia Millani pose in new "wine angel" uniforms

We haven't actually been to Aureole's for awhile but I do believe this will motivate us to check it out again. Now, we just need a friend with an expense account...

The Wine Angels became very well known nationally after they appeared on the Oprah show a few years ago.

The Aureole "Wine Angels" on Oprah and an Interview with A Wine Angel (continue reading this post->)

Iron Those Ball Sacks!

You can tuck a tummy, pad a butt, nip a nose, enlarge a chest, tighten a face, puff your lips and even make your calves bigger but have you considered removing the wrinkles in your...ball sacks?

No? Well maybe you think about it as it’s the latest craze in Hollywood. And you can blame it on George Clooney.

A few years ago Clooney was asked by an Italian reporter whether he’s had cosmetic surgery on his face and he said no, but he’s had his ball sacks ironed—“it’s the latest thing in Hollywood”. He’s repeated the line several times since and knowing Clooney and how he always seems to be joking around most people thought it was his attempt at humor. But some people didn’t.

Back in Hollywood more than a few men asked a cosmetic expert named Nurse Jamie about the procedure and so she decided to investigate. She now offers it at her spa and business is booming!

She wasn’t sure what to call the procedure at first and considered names like 'Ball Ironing', 'Go Nuts' and 'Laser Polish The Crown Jewels'. She settled on ‘Male Laser Lift’.

She describes the procedure on her website thusly: '[This] evens out skin tone, removes discoloration from ingrown hairs, removes skin tags and provides overall tightening to the external skin. You know where…'

Depending on what needs to be done, the hair removal process takes 45 minutes and it takes another 25 minutes to tighten and improve skin tone.

Results last up to four weeks and she recommends around six sessions. 'It has a high patient satisfaction,' she reveals.

This particular non-surgical treatment costs $575 a pop which seems like money well spent if you want to be the talk of your next sex party...

A prime candidate for a "Male Laser Lift" procedure...

LAS VEGAS POOL & POOL PARTIES

While it might be cool and overcast of late, that doesn't stop those Las Vegas resort pools from opening and getting the sun fun started. Here's a listing of the Vegas swimming holes and what they offer (i.e. parties, topless tanning, nude, non-hotel guests, etc.). Sapphire Gentleman's Club built a pool next to their strip club and that will open soon.


A LowLife listing of wet fun in Sin City!

According to a website called TravelAgentCentral.com, these are the 7 best Vegas pool parties.

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