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LowLifes Living the High Life
American LowLife is an "everything Las Vegas" website for the type of person who adheres to the "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" (except when it doesn't) motto. We see things from a deviant, hedonistic point-of-view and are closely aligned with the "lifestyle" community (i.e. uninhibited, sexually adventurous couples (mostly), singles and groups).
AmericanLowLife.com is a free, ad-supported site. It lists pretty much everything to do in town and has extensive listings of Las Vegas Nightclubs, Bars, Lounges, Shows, Concerts, Hotels, Pool Parties, Spas, Restaurants, Gentleman's Clubs, Golf Courses, Shopping, and lifestyle-oriented Clubs and Party houses (see buttons to left). We have user reviews and ratings of all the places you might want to visit along with photos and links to the venues. If you are looking to connect with others in the lifestyle, click here.
For news and views from a LowLife perspective become a "Know It A.L.L." by reading the ever-changing information below. We don't always get it right, we don't always get it on time but we get it and so will you and that's what matters. It's time to unleash the inner LowLife that's in all of us: Welcome to American LowLife!
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In Praise Of Older Women
 Despite being nearly 50, Demi can sit on our lap any time she visits Vegas again (and Ashton can take pictures with his Coolpix) |
The title of this Know It A.L.L. refers to a book written in the mid-60's which very few of have read (although I hear a lot of French people have) but, whose sentiment--that of citing the joys of sexual interactions with women older than one's self--is something many of us red-blooded males (and, of course, on this site, red-blooded females) have experienced.
As I look at the pictures of Demi Moore (Age 47) sitting on Ashton Kushner's lap (left) at the Palms last week, I can't help recall some of my own older woman/younger man experiences (see below) and smile, thinking of what a lucky (relatively) young man ol' Ashton (32) is.
While Demi may not be the best of actresses, in my humble opinion she does have a killer body. I've always liked her attitude for fun so that gives her a few extra points, too. For example, when she told Regis and Kelly earlier this year that she credits her youthful experience to 'lots of sex', well, ya gotta love it as a lifestyler (and wish both of them would attend the next ALL swing party). Additionally, when the pair was preparing for a wedding last year Kutcher tweeted a picture of Demi bending over in a bikini with the text of "'Watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini...I love God.' Gotta love that.
She admits to having a little help in a couple areas of her body but much of what she has is simply being blessed with a good set of genes. She looked damn good in the 1996 sorta-classic "StripTease" (here's a composite video of all her dance scenes in the movie) and then she buffed up for a rather forgettable "G.I. Jane" (other than her buffness and hair cut). Hey, so what if the movie sucked, she hits the gym and ya gotta respect that.
So when I look at her at dancing around the Palms stage with Snoop Dogg (the video is at the bottom of the page) it takes me back to when I was a young whippersnapper--albeit a lot younger than Kutcher--and an older woman (not quite as hot as Ms. Moore), took me under her legs, er, I mean wings, and taught me the tricks of the trade.
Enjoy it for as long as you can, Ashton!
A Personal "In Praise Of Older Women" Story (more)
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Wayne's World
A couple of days ago we reported on Wayne Netwon getting his private plane out of hock and bringing it to his Vegas estate. It turns out we were correct on where we placed the plane on his property as it is, indeed, along Sunset Road.
Ah, but zee plane! zee plane! is just the first step in a master plan that, if approved by the County Commission (zoning laws and all), will ultimately bring us something called "Graceland West", a theme park where Mr. Las Vegas himself is the theme.
If all goes according to plan, you should be able to tour the Wayner's mansion, check out his Arabian horses and other exotic animals, test-drive his extensive car collection (ok, maybe not drive but ogle, for sure), and possibly even get married on the estate as there's word he's building a wedding hall.
Of course, the neighbors aren't cool with the idea and if the plane isn't reclassified as something other than just a plane (like a tourist attraction, for example) Newton will begin to accumulate some pretty hefty fines if he doesn't move the thing.
Here's a look at all the Graceland West plans and the maneuvering with Clark County.
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 Wayne's World: It will surely be "The Happiest Place In Las Vegas" |
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LOWLIFE LOGIN!
 Shhh--It's a Secret! An Entrance for LowLifes in the know |
We Warned Ya!
As part of the Kasidie/ALL merger, we have changed the location of where existing AmericanLowLife.com members log in.
You will need to scroll down to the bottom of the (logged-out) Home page look for something at the bottom of the left-hand column that looks like the "speakeasy door" graphic (left) and click on that for the login stuff.
Also, right below all the main text and right above the fine print, is a link that says "EXISTING MEMBER LOGIN". You'll be able to click on that, too.
There will still be a login box at the top of the page but it will be a direct login for Kasidie.com, our partner in hedonistic crime. It'll give you swift and easy access to their goodies, which is exactly the characteristic we like in our play partners.
All of us who frequent this site will, essentially, become even more of a LowLife than before (who knew that was possible?), skulking around the site and sneaking in back doors.
It'll make ya feel downright dirty, just as we have always intended...
(Note: At this point, we're still not accepting any new LowLifes although we're quite sure many are more than qualified)
UPDATE! It seems some members were having trouble getting in with the graphic link/text links below. IT'S BEEN FIXED SO TRY AGAIN!
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Several years of searchable Las Vegas perspective, lifestyle tidbits and other "news" from a LowLife perspective. Recent shit, too, including stupid stuff.
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Las Vegas Pools: Photos, Details, Parties and Topless (of course!) (more)
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Where to go, what's going on each night of the week around town!
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Connect While You Are In Las Vegas!
We are the Las Vegas window for Kasidie.com, the premier nationwide lifestyle site, where you'll find all the state-of-the-art connection features (i.e. free profiles, instant hookups, Las Vegas visitor listings and a ton of top swing site innovations). |
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