If you’ve lived in Las Vegas for awhile—say at least 10 years or so—you will likely have fond memories of the water park that used to be on the Las Vegas Strip next to the Sahara Hotel (it closed in 2004). It’s not so much that the original Wet ‘n Wild was incredibly fun (although it sure could be) but it was a place where the eye candy was par excellance if your tastes ran to a certain kind of hottie.
Of course, we’re talking about MILFs.
Undoubtedly, the pool parties on the Strip and at other Sin City resorts have some top-notch talent, many who look like possible models while others who look like possible working girls. There’s nothing wrong in checking out both types but there’s a certain game ya gotta play if ya want things to go further with either group.
On the other hand, MILFs are more accessible—less game-playing--and since there are many sexy MILFs in the lifestyle there’s a common bond between the hunter and the prey and that bond is, for better or worse, children.
I have to admit, the first time a MILF asked me to go with her and her kids to the original Wet ‘n Wild I was hesitant. I mean, since I was already foolin’ around this mother—there was no “I’d Like To” in this case—I wasn’t sure about hanging out with a parkload of screaming, dripping wet tykes. Her children were cool—that wasn’t the issue—it was just that a million water rats emitting those frequent high-pitched screams of delight didn’t seem to compare with me and the gal hanging around my backyard pool drinking margaritas while sunbathing in the buff.
But I was a giving man so I said yes. I also said yes since she was such a giving woman, as many of my buds in the lifestyle had commented on, and I didn’t want that to end.
So, full of trepidation but sucking it up like a real man we loaded the kids into the car and headed to Wet ‘n Wild. My attitude started to change as the four of us began walking to the ticket line. Yes, there were excited kids everywhere, laughing and screaming and talking a mile a minute but upon further review, I noticed that there quite a few attractive ladies in the line.
Inside it was even a better story as those same ladies stripped down to their swimming suits—often bikinis--and occasionally cooled down in the Wet ‘n Wild water. The kids made friends with some other kids and their mother made friends with the mother I was hanging with and things went swimmingly, so to speak. I wandered around the park beholding the sights—wishing I could hold the sights—and eventually went on all the big rides and slides with the kids, having a blast being a kid myself.
Hot MILFs abound at Wet ‘n Wild-type venues
When I returned, my gal and the other mother were getting along famously and proclaimed that the three of us were going out for drinks some night. I tried to act nonchalant about it but was thrilled deep down (deep down to just below the string that held up my swimming trunks, that is). Eventually we did go out together and yes it turned out just the way I had hoped so from that point on I never had any problems with going to Wet ‘n’ Wild. In fact, I might have even suggested it once or twice.
We’re not saying that you’ll have the same luck—individual results may vary--but we are saying that when the new Wet ‘n’ Wild opens in a few weeks, there will be MILFs all over the place so don’t hesitate to check it out.
The water park’s grand opening is this coming Memorial Day Weekend and the new location is several miles from Las Vegas Boulevard in the southwest part of town near I-215 and West Sunset Road.
LowLife MILF-hunters can’t help but be happy that there’s a new hunting ground and besides, some of those rides ‘n’ slides are pretty damn much fun so you can’t really lose either way.
LowLife listing for the new Wet ‘n’ Wild.